Pink! OK?!! They're pink!
You asked what color my petunias will be,
Well, they're pink, and they're takin' over my house!
My leg!!!
Give me back my leg, you little pink SOB!!!
Give me back my leg, you little pink SOB!!!
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!...
>being drug across the room by a pink petunia....<
>being drug across the room by a pink petunia....<
Send help!!!
Send Round-Up!!!!
5 comments:
Awwww, stop whinning ! You grew 'em, you nurtured, fed, fertilized, sang to them and now that they are gorgeous, you complain. And they really are ! You have created something truly spectacular. yeaaaaaaaaaa
I know, you are just humble, a proud humble gardner !
Actually, I had to stop singing to them. That's when the grow light blew out, and they refused to grow. Since I stopped singing to them, they have thrived. Maybe I need to sing to them again...
"Oh give me a hooooooome,
where the bu-fu-lo roooooooammmm,
and the deeeeeeer..."
STOP, STOP, now MY flowers are curling up theys tiny toes.
Is it too early to plant them now? That thing is awesome! I think I would grow marijuana!
Hey! I'm gonna try that next! Good idea!
(Golly Gee, that idea would never have occured to me... he, he, he!)
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